Well, take your little brother out with you! Kyle! We're going to the Terrance and Philip movie! Ike! You broke another window! That's a bad baby! Bad baby! Kick the baby! (Kicks Ike through window) That's right! It's Sunday morning in our quiet, little, white bred, redneck mountain town! Don't ya know our little town is something to seeee, and it really is important to meeee! You see your breath hangin' in the air, you see homeless people but you just don't care, it's a sea of smiles in which we'd be glad to drown! Fine! You go ahead and miss church! But when you die and go to hell, you can answer to Satan! But mom, I really want to see this movie! Goin' to go see the Terrance and Philip movie! Kenny! The Terrance and Philip movie is out! Wanna come? (Knocks on door) Dude, wake up! Kenny! Come on! Thank god we live in this quiet, redneck mountain town! Oh what a picture perfect child, just like Jesus he's tender and mild, and he'd wear a smile while he wore a thorny crown! What an angel with a heart so sweat and sure, a mind so open and pure. Alright, here you go, but be back for supper! Yeah! It's gonna be the best movie ever! It's a foreign film from Canada! Mom! Can I have eight dollars to see a movie? Even though the temperature is low, it's a perfect Sunday morning in my quiet, little mountain town! This is the day when it's hard to wear a frown! All the happy people stop to say hello! There's a bunch of birds in the sky, and some deer just went running by, oh the snow's pure and white on the Earth rich and brown! Just another Sunday morning in my quiet mountain town!!! The sun is shining and the grass is green, under the three feet of snow, I mean.
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